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I'm an artist and art teacher to grades K-5. Life is truly interesting. About 15 years ago, (after being bitten by a copperhead snake, and restricted to the recliner) I re-discovered my love of crocheting. I've made hundreds of items, from huge crochet blankets to tiny jump-drive cozies. It's a sickness! I keep thinking I will eventually get it out of my system. It hasn't happened yet. I can't get enough yarn!!! If interested, you can view my shop at http://threadmill.etsy.com

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

New Skank in Town

SkankaRella loves the beach. She checks out all the surfer boys and lifeguards, and flips her sun-bleached blonde tresses in the wind to gain their attention. She is proud to wear the tiniest bikini on the beach, and she has the body to pull it off. Lifeguards fall from their stations as she basks in the sun. In ten more years she will look like a piece of scorched bacon, but now... she is what she is: an eye-catching Skank of a woman


6 comments:

Tizzalicious said...

She's fantastic!

THREADMILL said...

Thank you tizzalicious!

Rocki Adams said...

Holy Cow - she's *HOT*! I love your descriptions! Kind of reminds me of myself - NO! Not SkankaRella! The way you write!

It was nice meeting you today and I look forward to receiving mini-me :)
☼ Rocki

SoapWithBalls said...

Great work...cool descriptions...she's my kinda girl.

Aroma Fields said...

She's adorable and I love your description of her :-)

aranumenwen said...

So this site is super behind, and I was hoping that'll you'll be keeping up on the threadmill one. I was trying to find a way to follow this blog, but I'm thinking now that that may be kinda pointless, as pointless as leaving this comment I feel...fingured I'd try. Staying hopeful that you'll check this or something and tell me what site you're most recent updates are going to. Fantastical!

I looked around your etsy and some old posts, and I was wanting more! Direct me! Please!?

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